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Experience Life Cross Stitch Pattern
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Medication Cross Stitch Pattern
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Sloth Life Cross Stitch Pattern
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Clean Hands Cross Stitch Pattern
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Grammar Police Cross Stitch Pattern
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No Fox Given Cross Stitch Pattern
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Shipwrecked Cross Stitch Pattern
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High Five Cross Stitch Pattern
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Can't Adult Cross Stitch Pattern
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Cross Stitch Warning Cross Stitch Pattern
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Early Bird Cross Stitch Pattern
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Safe Bet Cross Stitch Pattern
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I Like You Cross Stitch Pattern
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Well Well Well Cross Stitch Pattern
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Burning Calories Cross Stitch Pattern
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New Years Mantra Cross Stitch Pattern
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Great Mothers 2 Cross Stitch Pattern
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Partytime Cross Stitch Pattern
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Alldayer/Present Tense Cross Stitch Pattern
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Exceed Medication Cross Stitch Pattern
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Energy Saver Cross Stitch Pattern
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Funny Cross Stitch Patterns

Not every cross stitch needs to say "Home Sweet Home." This collection is for the sarcastic aunties, the office desk decorators, and anyone who reckons tradition is a lovely suggestion rather than a rule. Expect modern quote patterns, cheeky one-liners, and subversive stitching that would make your grandma clutch her embroidery hoop. Beginner-friendly, genuinely funny, and there's not a daggy sampler in sight.

  • Instant PDF delivery, straight to your inbox after checkout
  • Clear, easy-to-read DMC colour charts
  • Beginner-friendly quote designs, no experience required
  • Quick weekend projects that don't eat your whole Saturday

Grab your favourite as an instant PDF, or stitch up a stash: bundle up 4 patterns for $20 or 10 for $40 and let your hoop do the talking.